A Scotsman shares a load of stuff under his kilt

Yeah?

Oh.

That couldn't be just a wee drop of balls approaching.

There you go, you see.

Oh my.

Oh.

That's interesting isn't it.

Where did that come from all of a sudden?

Mmm.

I'll just put some more oil on that I think.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Coconut oil, so much better.

So much better than olive oil.

Not so slippy, not so runny I mean, yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh, I think I better take this kilt off or I'm gonna get covered in piss.

I don't want to be covered in piss.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

That's a lot of spark.

Oh yeah.

More oil I think.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Nice big wet slippy dick.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh man, so good and hot.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

What I could do with right now is a big hair roll to stick my dick in.

Just watch it go in balls deep.

Oh yeah.

That would be so good.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh, it's so hot now.

Oh yeah.

Would you like to play truth or dare with me?

Stick your big finger up my hole.

Oh yeah, I'd love to do that.

Yeah, ginger.

Open your arms, ass up.

Oh fuck.

I could do with somebody kissing my lips right now.

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