A Real British Chav Slag

What are you fucking doing skulking here? Eh?

What are you fucking doing? Eh?

Right, you fucking come with me.

Yeah, you fucking are. You're coming in my house, you are.

Come on.

Oh, just fucking sit there, will ya?

Just fucking sit there, alright?

Just fucking keep an eye on you.

I don't want you just skulking about.

Fucking weirdo.

What are you doing anyway?

Hmm?

You fucking what?

So weird, such a dweeb.

You're such a fucking dweeb, aren't you?

You fucking dweeb.

You fancy me, is that what it is?

Huh?

You fucking fancy me?

Well, everyone fucking fancies me.

You wanna fuck?

Is that what it is? You wanna fuck me?

Huh? Huh?

Maybe.

Maybe I'll let you.

I haven't fucking decided yet, have I?

You wanna fuck my fanny?

That's not what you wanna fucking do.

You wanna see my fanny close up?

Have you seen a fucking fanny yet?

Have you seen a fucking fanny?

I don't know, mate. I'm a bit like...

Undecided.

You know, skulking around my house.

What are you fucking doing? You're such a fucking pervert.

Why are you fucking wanking? Are you wanking?

Fucking pervert.

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