A playboy who has fun 😊

You want me to-

No, nothing. I'm okay.

Do you have any idea what her dad will do if he finds out?

Honey, where's my blue tie?

Hide your hand.

Where's my blue tie?

It's here somewhere, sweetie.

Can you please hurry up?

Yeah, it's here.

Here.

Here you go, babe.

Thank you.

Good.

You're doing great.

You gotta keep it right here.

Thanks.

Hey, Mom. Real quick homework question for anatomy class.

What is the area between the anus and scrotum or vulva commonly known as the gooch?

Yeah, that would be the perineum.

Thanks, Mom.

Yeah.

What are you doing?

Um, just making some eggs.

The stove's not even on.

Oh.

Wait.

Mom, you're not on hold.

Thanks again, Mom.

You're welcome.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

It's so good.

I can't see anything.

Do you want me to talk to you?

No.

I can't do it.

Dad, I'm in here. I need to talk to you about something.

I'll be right there.

Honey!

Honey, I just wanted to give you a heads up that the Hogan's called and they really want us to go to that big victory that they're supposed to have.

Yeah?

I know, I know, I know. They're boring.

But what do you say if we just go?

Yeah.

Okay.

What do you think?

Um, vacuuming?

We have to turn on the vacuum to vacuum.

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