A Naughty Interview with Tabatha Sweet

Wet girls are the best. - I know this.

Rock on, baby.

I forgot to say no biting.

Oh, that's another shoe.

It's too late now.

That's right.

I'm starting a fad.

Yep, start a fad.

A clear skin fad, right?

We love it.

Thanks.

Personal choice, I'm glad I made.

This is gonna be gone in about two seconds.

When did you lose your virginity?

Mm-hmm.

How was it?

Or maybe, how about the first time

you had a good sexual experience?

Good sexual experience, well, it wasn't my first time.

It never is.

Never is the first time.

You know, that's definitely the most scary,

heart-pounding, too much thinking type of deal.

But my first time was on the beach.

And I was in California, and it was,

well, when you're not supposed to be doing that,

you know, why not hop on for a ride

and then see if you get caught?

Yeah.

And not sexy.

It's kind of hot.

I think so.

Clearly getting caught's always makes sense.

Yeah, 'cause then there are lots of words,

and they're like, "Well, what were you doing?"

I was like, "I was having sex."

I was living the dream, baby.

And then you know what they'll give you?

What?

A seatbelt ticket.

Yeah.

That's the worst thing that can happen, right?

Yeah, it's like, "Girl, sit your ass back down in the seat."

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