A Lesson in Dickstory Trailer

And you're gonna tell me that you've been studying

for hours and hours and hours,

and you expect me to believe you.

You spent a good amount of time with all this decoration.

Well, yeah, I wanna make sure my apartment's

really fun and cute.

You're gonna call your friends,

and you're gonna tell them party's over.

I know what will change your mind.

What are you doing?

No, stop!

You're being so silly.

Just touch them, it's not a big deal.

Just get it.

Dad, you touched them.

When you can prove to me that you've actually studied,

then maybe we'll talk back about this party.

What are you doing in here?

I thought we could practice some more.

What are you wearing?

Oh, it's my bikini for my party.

You're not having a party, are you serious?

Do you have a boner right now?

No, I do not have a boner.

Well, prove it, I wanna see.

Can you please put those away?

Let me just see it.

If anybody walks in through that door,

it'll be a problem for me.

Oh, God.

Ew.

Wow.

You know what, you need to leave.

I don't even want this fucking bikini.

Oh, my God, look at that.

Oh, my God.

Looks like somebody changed their mind.

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