A hot blonde and a brunette fuck two random guys on a sofa

How did you know where we live?

Hi!

Come in.

Don't break our door.

Sorry. Um, can I use your bathroom?

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, like, disturb you or anything.

Well, I think you should come and sit with us for a bit, though.

What?

No, we have to say thank you for, uh,

giving us a lift home.

It was really nice. You didn't have to do that.

I see that.

You two look very comfortable.

Well, we've just had a shower.

We're just chilling out.

And, uh, we always say thank you

to guys who give us a lift home by, uh,

a little bit of a...

Is that what you usually do, then?

Hang around bus stops, picking up girls?

Uh, no, I was getting off work.

Do you mind if we undress you?

No, not at all.

This has never happened to me before.

Has it not? We don't believe you.

Jack, the lad.

Never.

Well, uh, it's the least we can do, do you know what I mean?

Not with pretty girls.

Oh, and pretty boys, huh?

I bet you think all your Christmases

have come at once, don't you?

It'll never happen again, I'm sure.

Yeah, so, uh, we have to, uh, say thank you.

I bet you think all your Christmases

have come at once, don't you?

No.

Oh, my God!

Who the fuck's that?

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