A gift for Grand pappy - XXX Pawn

You want the croquet set up front?

No, no. I'm messing with you.

Alright, so um, here's the deal.

They're vastly different, but the same price.

They're both going for $175.

These are the ones.

Those are the what?

These are mine.

Those are yours?

Yes, I'll take them.

What, you used to play golf?

No, no, no. My grandpa.

No way.

Yeah, yeah.

Alright, I mean uh, who was he? Tiger Jackson?

I mean, you could say that.

He won like several competitions, amateur competitions.

So he was pretty much like, kind of a legend, you know?

No shit.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, I know they're old, but I know these are the ones he played with.

Alright, so you gotta have them.

I have to have these.

Alright, alright man.

$250 it is, you got yourself a deal.

Well, you had said that these ones were $175, because they were the same price as the newer ones?

I did, yep.

But the value has obviously clearly increased.

I mean, a local legend used them, and sentimental value's a premium.

That's for sure.

Are you fucking kidding me? That's bull crap.

Calm down.

You literally just said they were $175.

Like, don't. That's really sleazy.

Oh, that was before I knew that, you know, Tiger Jackson used them.

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