A Facial for Stepmom

And sending them in. Well, see that's the difficult part. Um, it's like kind of nudie pictures.

Like artistic stuff or?

Yeah, kinda. Yeah, let's just say it's kind of artistic.

Well that's cool.

Um, I was just wondering um if maybe you could help me.

Well I got a new phone that's pretty cool. I haven't even actually used it yet.

Really?

The camera's supposed to be pretty good but I'm your son. I mean I don't really, I mean I haven't seen you naked since I was a baby.

I know. I mean that's what the difficult part is. But I mean it's good money and I don't know, you know, I don't know if I should pass up this opportunity because we're a little bit behind this month. You know what I'm saying?

What do you want? I can't go back to school?

No, not if I can't make the money. I mean it's been slow. I mean times are hard. People aren't spending money, you know, like they used to. And I'm trying to work as much as I can but.

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