A blow pt 1

Oh man, my ***'s college month.

And Ricky, what did you wager?

I wagered 4,000.

Well, well, well, well, well.

Ricky, before you leave us forever, please eulogize yourself and be kind. You're no longer with us.

I would just like to say, as my party warrants, this show should not be an hour.

Touching, truly touching. We'll miss you, Ricky. You take care.

Now that that loser's gone, it's time for more to win!

Jobs have been influencing human behavior ever since men started paying for sex. Suckers.

Jobs have also opted our common vernacular by introducing the phrase, "This could have been an email,"

inspired by all the work meetings that could have been emails.

For the win, I'll show our final two panelists a video of something absolutely insane,

and you'll write the email that could have replaced it.

Here is your video.

Where's the ass?

Sleepy baby.

After the break, we'll hear your answers, and our studio audience will pick a winner.

She's received tonight's grand prize of 65 crispy American dollars

that, whoops, I accidentally dropped and you coincidentally found.

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