A Blast From The Past - Matthew

Oh, hot chocolate mint, like that's just got to be.

Okay.

You want to smell like a big chocolate bar?

You can really smell the chocolate once it warms up in your skin.

You getting a whiff yet?

Yep.

It smells more like a Bailey's or something.

Yeah.

When you go home your girlfriend will go, "Okay, I'm going to eat you now."

She will too.

Oh dear, I feel a sudden stiffness coming on.

Do you?

Shame on you.

I'd be surprised if it didn't happen, so there you go.

My girlfriend also does prostate massages.

I know.

It's an interesting thing.

I don't know if you've ever had that done.

Um, actually I do it to some of the boys in the community.

Yeah?

Yep.

Guys that are really into getting their butt tightened,

we don't know if you'd like that, so.

What kind of data points are you gathering while you massage the boys?

Every touch tells me exactly what they like.

So what if you touch their butts? I'm going to pull back. Oh yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Some of them are uncomfortable. Yeah. Kind of a holy-o-holy there, eh?

So, butt play, yeah.

I think my girlfriend must be the same thing, she knows massage, she knows how to get me going.