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Woke up needing a pee so I grabbed my phone and brought you along for the ride
發佈者 MistressWriggler
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Hello!
Wake the dog up.
I really rather need a wee wee.
And I thought I would bring you with me again.
I love this little thing.
Except it is blinding.
There we go.
Hello!
I don't look too zombie like.
Oh, they're not much.
Actually, I am god-like.
Let's turn it that way.
Because I can't see where I'm going otherwise.
I need the bathroom.
Just a second.
Just a second.
I forgot what I was going to say.
I don't want to sit down just yet.
Because I will pick something up as we go.
That's a bit slow and trickery.
I think I am going to need to use
a catheter.
To give me a bit of a stretch.
I hope we will do that some other time.
I am going to use a bit of
what I think used to be
an Idol's t-shirt.
Or a part of an Idol's t-shirt.
Like chopped up.
To get rid of the sleeves or something.
I don't know.
I will be showing you.
I would call it paperwork.
But it is fabric work.
It is so much nicer.
I have to read all the front.
Read all the back.
Just in case there is a trickle.
Luckily you can see.
And there is a specific pin down there.
Just for those racks.
Oh my god.
Just lift my rack.
Save that by tapping.
And go back to bed.
Right.
I mean I could have said goodbye to you.
At the um...
toilet.
Could I?
Oh jeez.
It is 7 o'clock in the morning.
And I have only had a few hours *****.
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