4am pissing

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Woke up needing a pee so I grabbed my phone and brought you along for the ride

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Hello!

Wake the dog up.

I really rather need a wee wee.

And I thought I would bring you with me again.

I love this little thing.

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Except it is blinding.

There we go.

Hello!

I don't look too zombie like.

Oh, they're not much.

Actually, I am god-like.

Let's turn it that way.

Because I can't see where I'm going otherwise.

I need the bathroom.

Just a second.

Just a second.

I forgot what I was going to say.

I don't want to sit down just yet.

Because I will pick something up as we go.

That's a bit slow and trickery.

I think I am going to need to use

a catheter.

To give me a bit of a stretch.

I hope we will do that some other time.

I am going to use a bit of

what I think used to be

an Idol's t-shirt.

Or a part of an Idol's t-shirt.

Like chopped up.

To get rid of the sleeves or something.

I don't know.

I will be showing you.

I would call it paperwork.

But it is fabric work.

It is so much nicer.

I have to read all the front.

Read all the back.

Just in case there is a trickle.

Luckily you can see.

And there is a specific pin down there.

Just for those racks.

Oh my god.

Just lift my rack.

Save that by tapping.

And go back to bed.

Right.

I mean I could have said goodbye to you.

At the um...

toilet.

Could I?

Oh jeez.

It is 7 o'clock in the morning.

And I have only had a few hours *****.

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