'23 Bday Button Pop Inflation Attempt 3

why nobody would sit next to us at lunch.

FDR, 'cause they're not pretty again.

Let's go with this classic, Flappy Bird.

Yeah, honestly, this game.

You control this weird chicken,

who tries to fly through some Mario Ripple fight.

It's just so stupidly frustrating.

I lose hundreds of brain cells with every tap.

Where are even those sounds?

This game should be in your trash, don't talk to me.

Not even your father likes you, zombie smasher.

This game is very simple.

Some zombies are chasing humans across the street.

They will come from above, so your job is to smash them.

But if you smash a human, you immediately lose.

Oh my God, bro.

Later levels are intense, so be careful not to die.

Not to crack your screen.

All right.

Still looking for a game that piques your interest?

Then this one's right for you.

Here you'll find fantastic anime art design.

All right, we are now into D tier.

I would define them as okay games.

I played them for nostalgia, but that's it.

Now I need to confess something to you.

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