18yo Gets Railed

What, your feet.

Are they?

Hell yeah.

Maybe that's why they're so cold.

You always got some dank ass sweaty feet.

It's not dank.

They are dank.

I just have a sweating problem.

You have hyperhidrosis of the soles.

Is that what that is?

Hyperhidrosis?

You sweat like a pig, yeah.

They're just so mean to me, isn't it?

Like a bane.

Oh yeah.

That's why they're always cold,

'cause they get sweaty and then they get chilly.

'Cause you fucking, you just be fucking secreting.

This is why the aliens don't come down.

You know you just.

Oh, just.

Look at that, paper would just.

Yeah, it's like really embarrassing.

I always get called out.

By my sister, I'll be walking around the house

and she'll point out my feet prints on the floor.

She's like, "Ew, look at her sweaty feet,

"Monk, you can tell everywhere she walks."

I'm like, "Stop."

Yeah, well, you are fucking, you're a slithery fucker.

They're warm now though, thank you.