100 Kg of pleasure #1

As long as she's not laughing after you take your shorts off, it's fine.

We got one girl that pees every time she comes. I was with a girl like that. I thought I needed a life jacket.

I was like honey man. Jesus Christ. Are you okay?

What do you want to do? I would recommend. Maybe we can play some cards. I'd recommend jumping our bums. Spades. What? Spades. Yeah.

We're going to play spades. Sorry. We're going to play spades. You're the director. What do you suggest?

What would I suggest? Jumping our bums. Let me find your bums here.

I find that 69 is a good ice breaker. What? What did she say? 69. That's just too much work.

How about this? We have a 68. You do me and I owe you one. Okay.

How's that sound? That's okay. I need your sister. You do me and I owe you one.

Here's something you noticed. In case you forgot. Don't let it distract you man. Trust me. What? Don't let it distract you. Trust me.

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