Wife visited by an officer of the law.

Well, it's rather a delicate matter actually.

Really?

Because we do surveillance of places, you know, having away places, car parks and things where, you know, for crime.

Well, of course.

Well, I'm reviewing some videos.

Yes?

I think you know what I'm talking about. It's 'dogging' I believe is the word.

Such a crude word, officer.

Well, given your position in the community, I thought I'd better come and, well, talk to you about it.

Okay. What do you want?

Here. I mean, you know, you're with six different men.

Yes, I am.

I'm sure the W.I. ladies wouldn't be, well, pleased to see that.

Well, you might be surprised, but yes.

Well, I'm sure we can come to some arrangement and I can make sure this film isn't circulated.

What do you mean?

Yeah. Thank you. Unzip me please.

Oh, okay.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh.

Tina, I believe?

Yes.

You've done this before.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, now.

Come on. Let's have your skirt up and your knickers down.

You're such a slut, aren't you?

Yes, I am.

Get on your back. Those legs.

It's okay.

God, you're well used.

I know.

Well, Tina, say no more about it, shall we?

Apart from when I come round again.

Yeah, I think a regular servicing is required for you.

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