This Movie Is So Boring, Just Fuck My Ass Stepbro!

No, my girl makes me watch way too many of those.

What about this one?

It's ****.

If I watch that, I'll literally get nightmares.

Nightmares?

I didn't know my stepbrother was such a fucking pussy.

Fine, just play this stupid thing.

What is this about exactly?

It's just your standard slasher.

Oh, fuck, look at that.

Oh, fucking God.

Bro, fucking relax, I got you.

Just come back over here, I'll hold you,

and make sure you're comfortable.

Now that's a movie with a happy ending.