The Masturbation Commitment trailer

I want you to make a commitment to me. This is called the masturbation commitment.

It's going to be your life purpose. Yes, this will be dangerous.

You know it's addictive. The ultimate spiral, out of control.

You're a filthy little jerk off enthusiast.

I want you in the palm of my hand and your horny, addicted, goon brain wrapped around my little finger.