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Derrick Dime teaches Tyler Morgan some measurment tips.
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What's your deal, man?
This shit is so fucking hard.
I don't get it.
Listen, if I don't get you to pass
the geometry test by this Friday,
coach says we're both off the cheer team.
All right, now next question.
A piece of wire, 16 inches long,
is bent into the shape of a rectangle
whose width is two times its length.
Find the dimensions of the rectangle.
What?
I don't get this.
I mean, I can't, like what is an inch?
I can't visualize it.
You can't visualize an inch?
You don't know what an inch is?
Are you kidding me?
Are you fucking stupid?
Like next thing you're gonna be thinking
chicken in the sea is actually fucking chicken.
Well, I know what a fucking inch is.
I just can't like visualize it.
I know like what 12, like a foot is 12 inches.
I just can't visualize what an inch is.
I got it.
I got the solution to your problem.
Measure everything off your dick.
Yeah, I mean, hear me out.
If your dick is eight inches
and the piece of wire is 16 inches,
then it's twice as long as your dick.
But isn't eight inches big for a dick?
I don't know, mine's eight inches.
Oh
Right there.
Fuck yeah.
Oh, you're a swallow that ate inches.
I'll show you how it just feels.
Fuck.
Fuck me.
Yeah.
Fuck!
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Fuck!
Oh, fuck yeah.
Yeah.
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