Naughty Homosexual Jason Valencia Jerks off His Ramrod

Naughty homosexual Jason Valencia jerks off his ramrod on the bed for all of you to see and join him.

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That's it for tattoos for now. I want a lot more.

Let's talk about piercings for a minute.

I got this sweet one on my nose.

There's like one person on the internet that keeps complaining about it.

I love it. I think it's cute as hell.

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Honestly, I think this piercing makes anybody look better.

It's just so complimentary to your face.

It just makes any nose look good.

Then I got my sweet three-quarter inch lobes.

I love it. I love when people see me and they're like, "Are you going to go any bigger?"

With horror in their voices. And I'm just like, "Yeah, probably."

Yeah, the corporate world be damned.

But, yeah.

My dog is so photogenic.

Dog, you need to get out of here.

Come on. Get out of my bed.

Say goodbye to the dog, everybody.

He's like, "Leave me alone, Dad. You're awful."

What else is good in the world?

Oh, that's right. We were talking about the tour of my body.

So check this out.

My favorite part of me is this.

My hip lines. I love hip lines on anybody.

Including myself.

They're pretty fucking legit. Check this shit out.

Bam. Bam, bam.

I'm not even a swimmer.

I feel like overall my physique is doing pretty well.

I'm like, "God, I'm so lame."

Hey, eventually, if I keep adding weights to this motherfucker,

you're not going to recognize me.

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