Johnny Mercy orders back door home delivery

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You can get almost anything delivered right to your door these days, and lonely boy Johnny Mercy is making the most of that with Richard Lennox!

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I can't believe Raymonda left me. It's been like 11 days.

I'm just so lonely. No one's even touched my ass.

Oh, actually, I have to go. Sorry, that's my Uber ass. I'll be right back. Love you, bye.

Hi. Hi, you called for Uber ass? Yeah, I did.

Hi, I'm Richard. Nice to meet you, Richard. I'm Johnny.

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Okay, well, let's see what we have going on here. Let's just see.

I've never really done this before, but it's just been, I don't know, 11 days since my ex left me.

Oh my goodness, so you're jonesing for ass worship. Is that what I'm understanding?

A little, yeah. It keeps me in business. Keeps the lights on.

I'm happy to help. Well, look at this. Look at this. What a fine booty you have, Mr. Mercy.

Thanks, I grew it myself. Oh, it's when she left you.

Oh, yeah, well, she has a dick and he's a guy named Raymundo and he's an asshole.

Oh, well, even worse, even worse. You know how the gays are.

They're awful. They're awful. They're just awful.

Happy pride, by the way. Happy pride to you.

Let's turn that frown upside down, shall we? You're already smiling. Look at that.

We can go ahead and get right to work here.

All right, one step. There we go. Another step. Very good.

So helpful. I saw you have 4.5 stars. Yes, yes. I take my work very seriously.

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